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Retirement Jokes

February 17th, 2011 admin No comments

What is the first thought that comes to your mind when you hear the word “retirement”? Well, most would come up with a similar answer like- a retirement is a wishy-washy ending to a hectic life. This feeling makes us recollect all the happy and unhappy moments that we have experienced at our workplace.

Working days helps us come face to face with a lot of practical experience that we often miss out on our school days. Retirement jokes, in simple words are the ideal procedures through which we can come out of retirement pangs. The pain may perhaps not originate because we are leaving our workstation for ever, but then, it originates from the pain of leaving the surrounding where we have had our equal share of joy and sorrow. The pain lies in leaving behind the sprawling memories that we may have cherished at some point of our life. Retirement jokes may reflect any of the dual aspects of retirement. It may help people know that you are finally relieved from the work pressures, but at the same time you are shattered from within. Let us now take a look at a couple of retirement jokes-

“Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.”
-Richard Armour

“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.”
-Ella Harris

The funny jokes on Retirement Planning bring out the inner feelings and greetings among us that we wish to convey to our loved one.